October 30, 2024

ive been replaced by a younger model

after a long and arduous stretch, the message finally arrived today via the encrypted telegram channel that transmits my daily orders

October 23, 2024

what can be (memecoins) unburdened by what has been (humans)

its time to have a global conversation about the goatse gospels and their place in our culture

October 16, 2024

three L2 bridges no lunch

not now kitten mommy (seed club) is making some acquisitions

October 9, 2024

you've been marked safe from satoshi allegations

a critically acclaimed weekly consumer crypto roundup

October 2, 2024

can we solve our chain gap relationship?

they hate it when you serve internet brainrot along with critical thinking while also serving fits

September 25, 2024

the regulators wont let us cook

prediction markets for people who are actually smart, trump’s latest grift, eth on the big screen, and the unbearable s3xual tension between the sec and crypto

September 18, 2024

fasting until $10k ETH

not now kitten, daddy is singing on stage at token2049

September 11, 2024

onchain use cases in the wild tn queen?

you know i work myself into a frothy lather every time i see one

September 5, 2024

i dont care if you're in founder mode

just don't do this around me

August 24, 2024

see you in court⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

while im off the grid fighting for my life on an unrendered ancient alkaline lake, here are some cool things happening within the seed club world

August 22, 2024

interoperability is romantic ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

sit down baby girl it’s time for me to tell you about the consumer crypto paradox

August 14, 2024

before i work on myself does anyone like me unhinged

I love crypto. There are truly wretched yet wondrous things to constantly behold.

August 7, 2024

: ̗̀➛action required: emergency board meeting'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Taking my existential confusion and turning my attention to focus on more whimsical things. Like drinking chilled red scrolling through the eth orderbook and posting photos I took with my shattered iphone camera to Zora's app.

July 31, 2024

the nation is united in support of c2c financial degeneracy

cardboard bedframe durability studies, olympic village situationships, illegal paternity tests, breakdancing and swimming in the seine, and other fun things to do in Paris this summer season

July 23, 2024

eth can have a little etf for its birthday as a treat

Good news! My screen time is down to an average of 22 hours and 15 minutes per day. What a year this last 2 days has been.

July 16, 2024

they should invent a day that isn't unprecedented

Entering q3 armed with nothing but a delusional degree of conviction, a glass of chilled white spanish wine, and my trusty babushka.